An Irish Daughter....................
An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this
time you ingrate. Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us
know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't
you know what you put your Mum through?"
The girl now in tears replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot. Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and
for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country
Club...(takes a breath)...and an invitation for you all to spend New
Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"

"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death girl, I thought you said a
Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug!"